SLEEPER AGENT
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He looks normal. He acts normal. That is the point.
You will not see Kevin coming. Nobody ever does.
Kevin is a sleeper agent. This is not a bit. This is not a nickname. This is his official rank within the 67 Inch Dih Club — granted following a unanimous vote by the Leadership Council after a series of incidents that nobody has been cleared to discuss publicly.
"He will get you if you are not careful. Several members were not careful."
Kevin does not announce himself. Kevin does not make threats. Kevin simply exists in your peripheral vision until the moment is right, and then the moment has passed, and you are already got. Members are advised to stay alert in his presence — though by the time you remember this advice, it is probably already too late.
He is awesome at it. That almost makes it worse.